Something Is Wrong

I Just Realized Something Is Wrong With The World . So MANY people EMO-ing now oh 0.o Im not sure whether they really emo or just a blog post for fun but seems like alot of ppl are having emo probs 0.o People i never knew would be sad . People who always joked with me and played childfully not caring what age we are already . A big suprise to me 0.o Derek .. What advice do we have for them? I think you'd say what i'd say . And that is ...... Quick!To The Balcony! Before Its To Late! hahah . Neways its really weird 0.o

Joshua's Effective Program To Keeping Your Emotions At An Average Level
1) Balcony!
2)Lots Of Music (Not Emo Music . Better If Up Beat Music.)
3)Spend Time With Close Friends =)
3)Cycle (Only Works If Some Stupid Car Does Not Annoy You)
4)Guitar Hero
5) Scuba Diving =)

Follow theses steps and it MIGHT help XD No Gurantee.. Different people Different problems .
Ill Be Around To Talk To If You Guys Keperluan .

So usually my emo level is at normal but it aint anymore =) This week has been a really good week for me so happiness has filled my body =)

Whale Shark

The WHALESHARK IS IN KAYKAY!! I SO WANT TO GO DIVING!! Ben was supose to get back to me bout diving this weekend but he hasn't got back to me yet =/ neways i called Robert(dive master) about the chances of seeing it is like slim cause they have been going out and they havent seen it . So my mum went like So How? Later Cannot see? .. I mean yea its a slim chance to see cause the sea in kaykay is BIG but i mean atleast i have that 5% or less chance to actually come close to seeing a whaleshark and say that atleast i tried rather than not try hand have a 0% chance sitting at home am i correcT? I yearly chance to dive and i had to get sick with flu,sore throat and slight cough int his week =.= i think i got it from fat boy . and i say to u MORON . Neways this week starting from Sunday has been good . What i realised was the presence of the whaleshark has changed nor affected anything on land 0.o i thouhgt people would talk about it at some point excited that a whaleshark is in kk as it comes every year somemore 2 came this year . Neways There are nice songs i jsut downloaded i think u guys would like the songs . Im not gonna paste some video cause i know u guys can go to youtube or download it XD
1) The Anthem-Pitbul ft Lil john
2)Heartless-Kanye West
3)All Falls Down-Kanye West
its a more upbeat type of song with abit of bass and some clubbing feeling to it . Hope u guys lvoe the song . Till next time tata

My Weekend =)

So my weekend started of with my mum waking me up at 9 ON A SATURDAY to study =.= i know many might go 9? THATS LATE! Well not for me XD so i did abit of work BIO to be exact and headed to SMC to see an uncle of th grandfather so i dont know what to call him . Hs 91 and i dont remember him but i remember going to his house at Keningau . i stayed out most of the time cause te room was really suffy and well i just don like hospitals and its smell .

After Bm tuition me Jonny and Alex were playing Tekken on psp hahaah so fun! Headed for sutera and went tothe gym for awhile . FUIYOH i so BANGGA wear my MSSS shirt oh XD pula so easy to get in . Did ya guys hear?I ALMOST GOT IN TO MSSS but they chose till number 7 . I was number 8 =.=ANYWAYS .At te gym i did like weights mostly . Well technically all weights . And yes a skinny guy like me does weights hahah its o keep fit . Its a tough job to stay skinny XD NOT .

After gym i went for dinner with Kimmy =) . Started talking while waiting for the food which took really long but heck its a 5 sstar hotel its supose o be slow for the RELAXING effect i believe. We were almost ging to sit near the function tables but in the end we made the right choice to sit infront of the marina where the view was =) Realy nice and cooling . It was just the 2 of us suposed to be but SUDDENLY Jonny came which was a shocker and soon after Farah.Then the auckward time started cause we were having a real good time talking then 2 random ppl join 0.o
Sorry kimmy for the interruption . The next time we go out must somewhere we dont know so many ppl =) as u say 2 popular bha XD

Went to youth after solong of not going . So many newcoers that i havent seen b4 XD neways Church the next day was ood 2 . Went at like 10.04 and when i sat down there was like a crocroach (m to lazyto spell properly) right infron of my seat . And it was dead. In a 5 star hotel . 0.o neways kimmy came soon after and was like grosed by the scene of th dead thing so i covered it with te Church Buletin as like its graveyard . i wantd to write MayThisCrocroachRestInPeace but i didnt have a marker pen . After that nothign interesting happen . Hahaha

Till Next time

Things Id Love To Do

Id like to Dive With Manta Rays


Id like to Dive With All My Friends Just Enjoying The Views Or The Underwater




Id Love To Dive With A Whale Shark


Id Love To Dive With A SeaCow(Dugong)


Id Love To Dive With Dolphins


Id Love To Bunge Jump Better Yet Near A Beach



Id Love To Dive With My Loved One Hand By Hand Sharing The Experience

So Many Things So Little Time .

Not Bothered

I always think why am i even blogging . Why? I always talk to those who mean the most to me bout whats happening in my life . So why am i blogging? Well I guess it for those who dont really keep up with me alot . Its also cause its a place where i can just let EVERYTHING out if ya get what i mean . Its like i can type anything without anyone realizing that it is there and yet it is so public . So what today is about is i dislike people who keep pester others to update their blog when they themselves dont know the effort needed to put in to actually come up with something to type .

So the week ahs been long but not so good and yet not so bad . I went for MSSS for water polo but my team lost . 1stly we werent all swimmers as in training swimmers . 2ndly well come people in the team just scked. There was this one guy from All Saints form 3 i think who couldnt even thread water and he stillw anted to join . There was another guy who coouldnt even defend but yet still wanted to be a striker . Neways special thanks to Daryn from Maktab Nasional Form 3 for putting in 2 goals for us. Thanks to John Tin for blocking numerous goals in the last quarter . Thanks to the left hand defender who was with me all the way u did a good job . F*** the middle defender who came to my marked oponent when he had his own right in the middle who ended up scoring i say u are full or crap . Know how to talk but dont know how to play .

Derek there are no fishes in this sea .

This Is Going To Be A Short One

So this week have been busy with Water polo MSSS . And es it is THAT easy to get into water polo MSSS. I went for one day of practice and i was in =.= Neways its been a good week i guess other than my hair getting cut by Hardizan on behalf of Anan bu hey its life . And plus th trojan army lost a very important spear man ahhaahjokes . Neways ive been really tired but its all good =) life stll goin on as normal =) Thats about i for today . More info next time . Abi busy now . Tata

Sorry Kimberley i couldnt msg back =(

Leeches

I dislike people who use me .F
I dislike people who use my friends .U
I dislike people who leech on me for projects .C
I dislike people who ALWAYS leech on me for projects .K
I dislike people who don't dp their part of the project properly and in the end i'm the one doing all the work .T
I dislike shit stirrers.H
I dislike bullcrap .E
I disllike people who don't give a damn about something which in the end i always have to solve myself for a group of 4. W
I like it when certain people are in my group cause they get the job done no problems .O
I dislike actors (shit stirrer) .R
I dislike drama not the show the like things.L
I dislike people budging into my business .D

WOHOO fun post .Derek . Theres something here that we talked about today . Do you know what it is? nyahahah

It starts all again . Its like 2 days aint enought no more

So its Sunday again so this is going to be a short one . I hate MOndays as its the start off all shit in school like stress irritating teacher, and stupid homework.. I HATE IT. Today wasnt a very good day i guess . Didnt do much except finish of the BM project . Afternoon went cycling cause some other plans were canceled off so went out with Victor as usual lepakleapk oni loh .

One thing i realizead that my friendster comments like a WHOLE chunk of it got lost into thin air . And my friends vanished. Sherene and her friends vanished from facebook togather with their comments on me 0.o

gtg

It Comes To An End

The day that your bf only loves you out of th whole day has ended rright the second after midnight XD im just mssingwith you . Its been a great day for me no in the love sense but i mean its been a normal day =) through out the years ive always thought valentins day was a bad day for singles but actually i realized tere are alot of my friends who are just ike me longing for someone like jsut a friend to spend the day with . I guess it can be called as a sense of not being alone on the one day of the year filled with LOVE. ut yet i have learned the day isnt about just love. It about the fredoms some singles enjoy not having to surprise anyone with roses , Its the day where people tell others their feelings , Its a day when almost everyone is happy because everyone is nice on the day , Its the day that differences are put aside just o enjoy the one day .

Enough about the LOVE. Id like to share something. Over the years from form 1 to form 4 i actually dont realize what i was doing nor remember alot . I real dont know why. But i guess it happened to fast . All the new friends , sudde liking to girls . i was uncontrolable. I alwas thought in my younger years that more friends were better . But over the years i started learning things . I learned to slow my life down and sit down and thinkjust for abit before making a decision . Ivelearned most importantly who my Real Friends are . I have learned that there are som friends i can lean to and not just hide and bottle up my pains just inside myself without letting it out . Ive learned to trust . I have learned that come rules aremade for a reason b et i still think some are still made to be broen XD ive learned i have people i respect that i didnt realize back when i was young . I have gone through pain and happiness but yet mymind only remembers happiness. Aint that funny? XD the way the mind thinks and learns . Adapts yet takes away uneeded things is one of the wonders of the world that science itself cannot seem to recreate.
What im saying is ive come to realize that the changes that i do not want to happen as i said posts before is happening and yes there are disadvantages to them but at the same time tere are advantages . life works in weird ways .Ways i wish one day i could understand .=)

Happy Valentines Day

So i know its early but HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE! I know its supose to be LOVE day but i have a ffew thoughts to share . 1stly Who made up valentines day? And why? Cause as a man is supposedly suposed to give flowers to his gf to show her his love . Here is the unlogical thing DOes that mean the man only loves u for one day of the YEAR? NO right? To all the people who are suckers for this day im sorry to say It is just very commercialized . I would say TOO comercialized. I mean roses are sold at atleast Rm10 a stalk WTF and men who actually buy these flowers id say isnt very smart i mean no offence but RM 10 for a rose?

I mean i know i am being cheap but why buy flowers for a girl when they are going to die anyways?

Why not buy her something useful or dinner? Maybe something she likes?

Maybe SOME girls find it romantic like WOW HE GAVE ME ROSES . But id say girls who fall for roses are just weak . Who in the world made roses the sign of LOVE? I mean if you judge your bf on how many roses he gives u for valentines day then you are just counting on his money rather than how much he loves you .

I mean yea i might buy my gf in the future roses but that is if she REALLY wants it . Let me tell you somethign girls . Altho guys like me dont find it logical to buy roses we STILL DO when the time comes . WHY youd ask? Its cause thats what we boys do. We give the girls what they want most of the time but yet some wives still question the doings of their husband saying they are useless but yet the husbands are making money for the family .

I for one believe YES the men should allways make the first move but it wouldnt hurt for the girl to make some to . Thinking bout all these things is just very stressful for men and at the same time we have to act cool about it . Men are torn between whether she will say yes or no . Whether she would like it or hate it . Would she appreciate it or not . Would she comment on it?

SO what id like to say is LOVE is very complicating at times but for those who has someone to spend it tomorrow id like to say Congrats =) and Hope you enjoy the day =)

If only i had balls . If only this was the day . If only you knew. If only it was that easy .

My Legs Up Your Butt If YOu Dont Stop This Bullshyt

Im PISSED and If you are just making this lil person up for you advantage or even if this person really is real and is wanting to hurt u? GOOD 4 U . Thats what u get for telling my friends BULLSHIT you effing SHIT STIRRER . Im in no mood dealing with my own issues in school and i dont need all this bullshit right now . This week was supose to be a good week for me but U effed it up . If i find out its you or some real person? Ill kick the living hell out of you and im serious . Im not going to punch u allitle just for fun or scare u . if this really goes on? ID seriously kick your ass . You are getting on my nerves and you are pissing me off . Wasting my Time . Ruining my week . And telling my friends bullshit . OR even making this little person up . If the person is real well HI TO YOU and what you do I REALLY DONT GIVE A DAMN. BUT! My life Is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS . YOu have NO i repeat NO RIGHT to BARGE INTO ANY ASPECTS OF MY LIFE . INCLUDING MY FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES . DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR! IF YOU DO AND I HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE PORK SHIT OUT OF YOU . My last words for you . F*** You .

Your Guardian Angel

Soo this is a vid that me dunstan and chris jsut made jsut now cause we were like bored .Its Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus . 1st singer is me . 2nd Singer is Christopher Ho . 3rd Singer is Dunstan . Last verse is all of us together . It does not sound the best but hope you guys like it . Till next time.

Why Does Life Have To Be So Complicated

Mind My Language

I Hate Shit Stirrers . May They Die In Hell
Definition oh shit stirrers (from the dictionary of Joshua) :

1) Tell other people bullshit just for fun or to get attention
2) People who budge into other people's business when it has nothing what so ever to do with them.
3) People who just want attention and do whatever it takes just to get his/her 15 minutes of fame with friends .
4) Making Shit Up just to get something you want or someone .
5) I'm sorry to say this but People Who Self Proclaim They Are Holy . Whoever You Are You Are A Shit Stirrer To Me .

I Have Alot More But Ive Decided To Keep It To The Main Points . To Shit Stirrers Out There . F*** You .

Jokes

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her
mother told her, "God sent you."
Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years!
No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."

Joke 2
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community.
All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home,
but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he
took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the
collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening
his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If any man hears my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will
dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was 
afraid, because I was naked." 

Joke 3
A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and
female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,

"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks...

"Is God Michael Jackson?"

Joke 4
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."



His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug
store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose
your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."



Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some
noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out
popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be
better in two weeks.



Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was
and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if
this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed
together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples
from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction.



He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the
sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise
and printed out the following message:



Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a
rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They
aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your
tennis elbow will never get better.

Joke 4

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets
handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks
why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird
with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and
says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets
handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two
guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a
stone.''
   
Mind the dirty parts or any offensive things to certain people . They are just jokes and nothing more.


     

Quietness At Home

My sister left on Wednesday and well its been really quiet at home as usual when my sisters aren't here . So ive been kinda studying and been busy with the whole excel exam and well i would say it was a waste of my time . Everyone either had answers or questions =.= Why have the stupid exam in the first place . I mean only Sabah has this exam you know . NO ONE ELSE IN WEST MALAYSIA EVEN KNOWS BOUT IT . They think we are dumb . They think we are dumber than Sarawak cause they think we cant freaking talk english and bahasa melayu which is a total lie . Hey Politicians . WHAT THE F*** are you doing!!! You never come to Sabah and see we are actually better then ALOT of you states in west malaysia? Total sakai these people i would say . You judge us comparing us to Kuala Lumpur and Penang but if you guys compare us with Kelantan , Melaka , EVEN ipoh . Who do you think better? US BY A BIG MARGIN! Dont believe me go explore youself . You politicians are supose to take care of us but yet all you ever think of is what would help you make the most profit . You think of whether Ur race is benifiting more than others . WHAT ABOUT US! What about us Chinese and Indians . You talk bout democracy but how far does this democracy go? As far as to our houses garage? U know how faar it should go? It should go all the way up ur A**. You deserve it . Think b4 you So soemthing as STUPID as making an excel test jsut becuz u think we are stupider than other people when you yourself are not EDUCATED ENOUGH TO EVEN THINK LOGICALLY . My friends our lives are in the hands of people dumber than we form 5s. I bet if you put one of them in ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER that he/she would lose the first question . i can imagine it now . WHAT IS 1+1 ? he answers: 11? ... lol

Enought bout the rants i bet you guys arent even gonna read that . Sooooooooo im totally bored now . I need something to relax me . Something to take my mind of thinking what i should do . Haizzzz neways i gtg . Got to perfect the oral english assesment script . bubye