Friday, January 30, 2009
Night of Income
Flaming Lamboguini
Till next time
Thursday, January 29, 2009
CNY
I seriously havent just sat down at home and watched tv till today . WOW miracle . NExt month volume 4 of HEROES is coming out!!! cant wait!! nyahaha I decided not to go out today cause like tonight going out for dinner and most probably after for drinks with cousins so resting at this time is totally good . The harvest or money this year was average i guess . The record for the most houses in one day this year is 6 in ONE day ahahah still havent beaten the record last time when i was young which is 7 . Totally good thing i was to young to realize unlike my sis who had to suffer through all the 7 . THANK GOD! This week i guess was not good not bad cause something good happened and something bad happened =(
Jokes of the day
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
2
One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Happy Chinese New Year Eve
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Day
Joke 1
Jesus was nailed up on the cross. The crowds were all around him. From on the cross Jesus cries out "John..."
John, hearing this, rushes up to his Lord. Before he can get close a Centurion grabs him and cuts off his right foot and throws him back in the crowd.
Again Jesus cries out "John..."
John again fights his way throughout the crowd. The Centurion grabs him and cuts off his left foot and throws him back.
Jesus cries out yet again "John..."
John drags himself through the crowd with his hands only to meet the same Centurion who cuts of his right hand and throws him back into the crowd.
"John..."
John manages to crawl through the crowd pulling himself along the ground by his left and manages to sneak past the Centurion this time. He drags himself over to the cross and looks up at his Master and says "I am here my Lord. What is it?"
Jesus says "John... I can see your house from up here."
Joke 2
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
The man asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
The man asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
Joke 3
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school . Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!
Joke 4
Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he’s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free.” The second man said, “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’’s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs.” The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, “My son is a stock broker and he’s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.” The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business The first man mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?” The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay. I’m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio.” Hope u guys found them funny as i did =) tata
Joke of the day
“So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“None. I had a perfect marriage.”
“Great,” says Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy.
“Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy.
“Okay,” says Peter. “You get a rusty Ford.”
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“I just saw my wife and she was riding a skateboard!”
Friday, January 23, 2009
A day of bore
Let it go Joshua . Let it go ....
Okay So there i spaced it out and it isnt in such a big chunk as usual XD Big thanks to elle , Derek and Denise for sucribing sorry i didnt sub to u guys cause i cant find the button to subscribe . Tomorrow i am going to do NOTHING again =.= I want to find my sisters book of Angels And Demons cause Kimberley says its a good book and ive been planning to read it so IM GOING GOING TO READ AN ACTUAL BOOK that does not invole Zombie Butts From Uranus XD An actual serious book . hahahaha Best of luck to me . I went to the gym tho but i dont feel anymore muscular =P
I have decided to stop bloggin bout the war in Israel and Palestine! And i know in some of ur heads the song sang by angels is becoming louder and going 'HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH' You know what i believe Coke is a gift from God. Coke totally ROCKS! I know random right but im just getting my mind of today . not a very good day for me . Didnt have anyone to talk to today . Its not that alot of bad things happened its just started bad and ended bad . For no reason . Well there are 2 or 3 reasons but nothing big . I want to go running!! AND DIVING!! NEways i gtg till next time .
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Sports
So sports i had 4 events all of which i did not win a single thing . Hafizi , Adam , Edrea ,Alister was in almost ALL my events so it was kinda imposible to win . 4x4 there was a chance as i got 3rd as 1st runner but the 2nd runner kinda screwed it for us but nvm atleast we tried .
I dont have any pictures as i didnt bring a camera so sorry guys . All in all it was a really god day as afew things just fell into place making my day =)
Tag
Directions:Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose five people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave a comment (''You're tagged!'') and to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Since you can't tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.
1)When i was young i used to wear the blanket just because i thought it could protect me from ghosts(no joke)
2)I can't tell whether a guy looks good or not .
3)I have pillows from when i was young but i dont hug them anymore . I just have them .
4) I always put a pillow by the corner of the bed when i sleep .
5)I dislike Rihanna sorry to say .
6) I have a habit of crazking my knuckles from time to time . (sorry kim)
7)I used to swim n sail when i was young but i dont look like i am capable of that kind of sports .
8) When i was young I went for piano lessons then stopped then started agen then stopped agen .
9)I dislike people who try to do a moehog cause it looks like me . And i liked it when it was just me .( I know selfish right XD)
10) I LOVE DIVING! I'd rather go diving than go shopping .
11) I feel boxers are just to FREE if u get what i mean so i dont wear them .
12) I used to be a freak for Rubiks puzzles .
13) People who dress like apek and pilak annoy me TO THE MAX . People please get some normal clothes .
14) I used to wear chains when i was young . The chain was like 3 feet long =.=
15) I HATE wearing formal clothes . I totally dont feel comfortable but if its for a special person then i would make an acception .
16) Im a PURE chinese but i can barely speak the language .
THAT WAS HARD . And half of the things i put up arent even weird . Cant think of any .. Err i dont feel like taggin any cause i know no one would do it so ill let it end here =)
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Cravings
About The War
darkAI
Britain was in control of the Israel/Palestine area after the Ottoman empire fell. Towards world war 2, Britain gave up a large portion of the area and created "Jordan". After world war 2, Britain decided to withdraw from the area altogether and the United Nations decided to split the remaining area to "Israel", the country for the Jews and the concentration camp refugees, and "Palestine", a country for the arabs in the area who didn't move to Jordan yet. As soon as the British left - Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Iraq and Egypt, along with the Palestinians, invaded Israel as they didn't want it here. Israel won, barely. Then came few more wars with Israel gaining more territory advances. Throughout time, Israel built up and invested in its economy, while the palestinians mainly invested in warfare. As a result, the Israelies became richer and have tanks and planes etc. while the palestinian government kept using the aid money they received from Israel, USA, U.N. and the European Union to purchase more weapons. Therefore, Israel propspered while Gaza became a ghetto. Which is also why the majority of the world considers the Palestinians to be the oppressed and weak side here.
Over the past few years, the large majority of the territories have been returned. Now.. there are 2 major terrorist organizations - Fatah and Hamas. Hamas decided to take over Gaza strip militarily, which drove the defeated Fatah out of there and made them control the west bank. Since the Fatah took a more peaceful stance - Israel gave them back more territories, began cooperating with them in numerous aspects and peace negotiations began while violence from both sides stopped. In Gaza on the other hand, Hamas escalated the violence. A cease-fire was signed, and despite over 65 rocket attacks during the 6 months of cease-fire, Israel didn't react. Recently, Israel shot several militant weapon smugglers who were digging a tunnel to bring more weapons into Gaza to shoot on Israel. In retaliation, Hamas began bombarding the surrounding civilian areas of Israel on a daily basis with several dozens of missiles a day. Israel kept asking them to cease, they wouldn't. They warned several times that they will be forced to react if Hamas doesn't stop aiming at its civilians. Hamas wouldn't. stop. As a result, the recent attack on Gaza, aimed at several dozen Hamas compounds, occured, in order to make Hamas stop shooting Israeli civilian territories. As the operation progressed, the shooting decreased but continued. Israel warned Hamas to stop shooting or there will be a ground operation as well. Hamas wouldn't stop. Now Israel is in Gaza, doing everything it can to stop the Hamas, all the while offering ceasefires, but Hamas still insists on shooting Israeli civilians. As soon as Hamas loses, it will most likely ask for a ceasefire so that it can rebuild and restock on weapons for the next round of fighting which will begin as soon as they are ready by breaking yet another ceasefire.
Israel gave numerous warnings Israel is taking numerous measures to protect Gazan civilians - It includes using smart bombs which are extremely precise. Israel spreads papers from the air warning civilians to leave an area before it's bombed. They even call civilians on their cellphone to warn them before an incoming attack. They even rushed several injured palestinian civilians to an Israeli hospital to treat them. On top of that, before the entire operation began, Israel brought 90 trucks of humanitarian aid for the Gazan civilians. Israel is doing everything it can in this operation to protect both its own citizens and the Gaza strip citizens while Hamas uses them as human shields while Israel tries to bring an end to these barbaric attacks on its innocent civilians. Anyone in their right mind would support Israel in this situation.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Training
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Week of Tiredness
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Bombing
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thoughts
Sunday, January 4, 2009
The End
Tagged By Quennie
-Quennie
2. Your 5 impression of him/her?
- she is very kind,helpful,hardworking,smart and leng lui.
3. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever done for you?
- Reminds me of homework :P THNX!
4. The most memorable words that he/she spoke to you?
- Cant remember
5. If he/she becomes your lover you will....
- Dont know what the future holds .
6. If he/she becomes your enemy you will....
- Apologize and befriend her
7. IF he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on..
- nothing
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, its because..
- I dont know
9. The most desirable thing for him/her to do is
- I dont know
10. Overall impression towards him/her is...
- Really nice to everyone
11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
- Dont know
12. The character for you for yourself is
- monkey??
13. On the contrary, the character you hate for yourself is?
- gay
14. The most ideal person you want to be is
-My dad
15. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about him/her
- I dont really know who cause like i dont go around asking DO YOU CARE BOUT ME but i mean if there even is some one who likes me out ther IM FLATERRED for some one who cares bout me like as a friend I care for you 2.
16. Ten people to tag
1)celestayy
2)derek
3)sunny
4)dunstan
5)stephanie
6)Kahmun
7)Apple
8)Elreena
9)Belle
10)MITRAN!!
Saturday, January 3, 2009
School
Thursday, January 1, 2009
New Year! 2009 Here We Come!"!
After the party went for super at Foh Sang then went straight to Dunstan's hse for a sleepover. Reached his house at like 3 am =.= and they still wanted me to come lol nothing to do bha them ahahha . Neways tata. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!