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SO this week has been busybusybusy .

I seriously havent just sat down at home and watched tv till today . WOW miracle . NExt month volume 4 of HEROES is coming out!!! cant wait!! nyahaha I decided not to go out today cause like tonight going out for dinner and most probably after for drinks with cousins so resting at this time is totally good . The harvest or money this year was average i guess . The record for the most houses in one day this year is 6 in ONE day ahahah still havent beaten the record last time when i was young which is 7 . Totally good thing i was to young to realize unlike my sis who had to suffer through all the 7 . THANK GOD! This week i guess was not good not bad cause something good happened and something bad happened =(

Jokes of the day
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

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One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"